December 2011
okay so i’m going to my best friend now. i won’t be able to blog tonight anymore so.. i wish everyone a happy new year! xx
i love you all ! c-ya next year. hehehe
Having a tattoo does not make you a bad person. You’re not automatically a murder, or a rapist. You’re not automatically into hard drugs, or robbing little old ladies. It doesn’t justify your character, nor does it automatically fail you from any aspect of life. Having a tattoo makes you a person with a goddamn tattoo.
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
Anonymous asked: can you post a picture of yourself.
Anonymous asked: where are u spending your last evening this year?
just took a shower. feelin lovely! now it’s time to chill a little :) can’t believe it’s actually 2012 in a few hours. wow, just wow. but oh well, nothing will probably change even if i make a list of ‘my new year’s resolutions’. so i’m just gonna sit back and countdown like a boss
Dear boys,
So many of you say how ugly girls are without their makeup. You’re wrong. They’re fucking beautiful. If you don’t think a girl is gorgeous in sweats, with no make up, and stuffing her face with ice cream, then you don’t deserve her in a wedding dress. Get the fuck over your standards and love women for what they are, not what they ‘should be.’
I like when people I follow make text posts about just anything in general, about their life or what they’re feeling or just anything. It makes following the person more fun and I get to see the personality of the person I’m following. Reblogged posts are okay, but it’s fun to know the person behind the blog too.
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
1 tag
someone: stop saying sorry.
me: sorry.
people: are you mad/sad or something?
me: this is just my face
